I am going to try and be a more responsible blogger (for reals! or realz-whichever you prefer) and post the COW more regularly.
Shall we take bets on how long this little phase of mine will last? Hmmm? Hmmm?
Does anyone even remember what COW stands for? Probably not.
This week’s COW goes to Lisa Buchanan with her comment on The Camping Summation:
Speaking of diarrhea on couches . . . I happen to be sitting next to some AS WE SPEAK. Only mine isn’t doggie diarrhea . . . it’s poor sick oldest boy diarrhea. And yes, he did it last evening and I, being the excellent house keeper that I am, LEFT IT THERE OVER NIGHT. Why? Because after my baseball tournament slash camping weekend, I. Am. Beat. and just wanted bed. So, your story hit real close to home for me. Like real close. I can smell it, in fact. I, however, will not have the luxury of two Holla-Girls-Holla to clean it for me. That will be me. And, my couch will be undressed all day being washed so we will have no place to sit and read Sonlight for school. No place. School closed is for the day.
Can we not all agree that Lisa deserves the COW simply for the fact that we must all feel very, very badly for her? Yes? No? Yes?
Yes. The answer is yes.
Let this be a lesson to all campers: Always carry a menagerie of cleaning supplies in your trailer.
Thank you.
I will be back in a bit with a post.
Oh! this makes it all worth it!! What a pity I’m not clever enough to win the COW without something nasty happening like diarrhea-on-couch! Must it take a trial??! Thank you just the same! 🙂
Oh, yeah! I’m not sure if you listened to me or if you just couldn’t deny the fact that her story was HORRIBLE, but didn’t I suggest that for the COW?
Oh, yeah!
I’m so cool!
That definitely deserves the COW! And, side note, makes me feel much, much better about pretending I didn’t see that pile of dog vomit in the corner of the living room for three days straight. 😉