Sister Meagan and I are currently texting each other Taylor Swift song lines. As if we cannot be any cooler.
Remember Sister Meagan?
It goes something like this:
Me: So, he calls me up, and he’s like, “I still love you.”
Meagan: This is exhausting.
Me: We are never getting back together again. Like ever.
(Name that song)
*Pause for more serious communication regarding crock pots and laundry*
Resume Taylor Swift awesomeness.
Me: You’re the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.
(Name that song)
Meagan: I know. I’m sorry its come to this.
(Name that song. I did not know it.)
Me: All those other girls, yeah, they’re beautiful, but did they write a song for you?
(Name it.)
Meagan: I go back to December all the time.
(Name it.)
Me: You don’t have to call anymore. I won’t pick up the phone.
(Name it.)
Meagan: That Taylor Swift cannot catch a dating break.
Me: Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with? The girl in the dress cried the WHOLE. WAY. HOME.
(Name it. Meagan did not know it)
Yes. We are thirteen year old girls. Be humored. We are, in fact, hilarious. And never in ONE MILLION years would I have guessed that Sister Meagan was of the Taylor Swift persuasion.
Mind blown.
David is out hunting on our lands and we just heard a gunshot. All the children were acting like they won a trip to The Disneyland. They need help.
More disappointed they could not be when we ascertained it was not David. Probably a neighbor.
Gunshots! I know! It’s like I live in a dangerous neighborhood.
But I don’t.
I don’t even live in “a” neighborhood.
Yesterday, Lisa, Amy, and I got together and did a few little Christmas Pinteresty things with the children.
We made applesauce ornaments.
You can find the directions here.
They smell really good and are cute little things.
The kids also did a painting craft. Lisa is certainly a brave gal to have six children painting at her lovely dining room table.
Either that, or she is not so smart.
Alright. I need to make some dinner. I think I am going to make this Chicken Pot Pie Soup from Skinnytaste. Has anyone tried it before?
But I, of course, will be leaving out the mushrooms. Mushrooms give me the willies.
Pop Quiz!
How do I make the kitten stop jumping on the table?
Please advise.
PS- I promise I am not Taylor Swift’s biggest fan. I have two young girls.
Honest.
One way to keep a cat away from things is to put fingernail polish remover in the immediate vicinity.. true story. The fumes burn their nose if they get to close.
And for the record – I think that guys still has a chance to get back together with Taylor Swift.
And for the other record.. if you have one.. you are still my fave wife of a lumberjack. For reals.. or realz.
You failed to mention the part of our T.Swift text message interaction where I schooled you on a T.Swift song that you did not know!
Also, I listen to T.Swift with my Little Sister from Big Brothers Big Sisters, which is why I know so much. I’m still really cool with my musical tastes.
Lastly, get a spray bottle and spray the cat every time it does something that you don’t like. You have to be consistent. You got this.
I second the spray bottle for training the cat! 🙂 I LOVE song lyrics and wish someone would text song lyrics with me!
Well, the short answer is that you don’t keep the kitten of of the table. And if you do, it’s only while you’re looking.
Kittens are naughty.
Turn the table upside down. : )
COW!
Spray bottle with water. Just point and shot at the cat and say down it usually works.
Spray bottle with water. Just point and shot at the cat and say down it usually works.
First, if your cat is like my dog….she will never stop jumping on the table no matter what you do. Sorry, no wisdom.
Second, gunshots go off all of the time around here. People even take their guns to church…
How to stop a cat from jumping on the table: You don’t. Just accept it and move on. Unless you want to try that “turn the table upside down” that might work!
How to stop a cat from jumping on the table: You don’t. Just accept it and move on. Unless you want to try that “turn the table upside down” that might work!
I have never been more confused by one of your blog posts. Apparently my Taylor Swift dosage is set wayyyyyy too low.
Cats on tables or counters – just talked about this last night… place duct tape with the sticky side up where they land – they don’t like the feeling on their paws so eventually will stop. Good luck… 🙂
WEEEHHHEEEEEEEEE are nevah nevah nevah!
I think maybe Taylor Swift needs to do some serious soul searching. I mean, WHY does she have all this DRAMA? I don’t have any drama. Maybe she should dye her hair, get married, have three kids in rapid succession and move to the suburbs? Then she can write songs that reflect REAL LIFE (in my case) like, “I woke up on Saturday and the cat had pooped in the sink”
I’d buy that CD
I nominate this for the COW
Well I am nevah nevah nevah getting over the fact that you admitted your cat pooped in the sink, roflmbo!!
Very brave to not only to be painting on the table, but to be painting on the table with no newspapers down!
Oh Lady – you do live dangerously! Cats on tables and gunshots outside. All with Taylor Swift playing in the background. My gramma used to fill a little spice jar with beans and shake it at the cat anytime it went somewhere it wasn’t supposed to. As long as it didn’t scare the pee out of the cat, she called it a win.
You titillate us with smellgood ornaments and then – no recipe? I have owned many cats. If flyswatter to the cat on table doesn’t work get rid of the cat – or keep outside because it will likely never learn. You could put a clothespin on its tail but be prepared for fireworks. Peter is HUGE – wow. Six children not fighting or crying and smiling at the camera? Amazing!