The Monday Night Post

Me:  How was camp?

LD (grinning sheepishly):  It was . . . good.

Me:  Oh my word.  Did you get a girlfriend?

LD: No!

Me:  Do you like a girl?

LD:  No!

Me:  Does a girl like you?

LD:  Well . . . .

Me:  Ohmygoodness you are too young for this.  How do you know she likes you?

LD:  Every time she saw my face she would smile.

I notice his toes.  They are a disgrace.  An absolute disgusting mess.

Me:  If you ever want a girl to ever really like you, you must never have toes that look like that.

LD looks at his toes.

LD:  I am good without a girl.  Or I can wear shoes.

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David’s brother, Alex, is a hoot and a half.  Everything he has is super nice and of superior quality.

David:  Just wait until you have kids.

Alex:  My kids will be trained.  They will know to not touch my things.

David and I share a chuckle.

Alex, his fiance Lauralee, David and I were floating down the river.  Alex and Lauralee were floating in an extremely nice raft worth many dollars.  They had a YETI cooler and speakers and music playing and all was right with their world.

David and I were floating in our tube that we purchased in 2006.  It has a hole, but we cannot figure out where it is.  So we borrow David’s sister, Lisa’s, handheld pump and just randomly pump the tube up as we float down the river.

Alex:  I like to have things that are nice.  I don’t want a lot of things, but I don’t want junk.  I want things that are of good quality.

David and I:  Yeah.  That sounds nice.

As we pump our old, deflating tube and saunter on down the river.

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Seven pigs.  There are seven pigs left.

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HD purchased a drone and he loves it.  It is actually pretty cool and can take pictures and videos.  Today, we were out on the deck, minus David and Hadley for they were not at home.

Kate was trying to chillax in the hot tub.  LD decided to scare the cute kitty, Rio, and put her on top of the hot tub cover.  HD decided to try and scare the cute kitty, Rio, by flying the drone by her.

If you can even see all of that.  My photo skills are lacking.

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The cute puppy, Charlie, has a strange obsession with socks.  She loves them and she takes them outside with her.  I oft find socks scattered about the lands.

It would be cute, except it isn’t.

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I went to the dentist today.  I still have zero cavities.  Even the dentist commented on it.  I am proud of me.

I took the opportunity to inform him that I am 39 and have ZERO speeding tickets, along with ZERO cavities.

He will probably never forget me.

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Here is a picture of the three youngest calves:

Covey (Seattle’s calf), and the two Elusive calves of which I have yet to name.

Elusive WITH a Tag’s calf is the one sitting in the far right of the picture.  She is chewing on some sort of netting that goes around hay.  I removed it, because I am kind.  And then Elusive WITHOUT a Tag noticed I was near her child and charged at me.  She has issues and I hope she gets help for them someday.

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Me:  David, we need to go easy on the debit card for a few days.  We had some unexpected bills.

Also me:  Look at this darling collar I bought for Abbie!  She is the best and she deserves it.

Happy Monday, Friends.