Author Archives: Taylor

On Sunday, I overheard a conversation between David and the boys and I became quite concerned. I was concerned because I heard them discussing a future purchase of 100 full size pigs. Me:  Hold up.  What is the deal with … Continue reading →

There have been times in my life where I was acting all philanthropical and decided to donate blood.  I don’t mean to brag, but I am blood type O negative, so I am pretty much always in-demand.  Unfortunately, they will … Continue reading →

I took the boys to their well-exams a few days ago.  The doctor asked LD if he had done anything fun, such as go to the local amusement park? LD:  Nope.  My parents are poor and we never do anything … Continue reading →

I came home from my post-op with the knee surgery and had some surgery photos with me of the inside of my knee. LD:  Oh!  Are you having a baby? Me:  That would be my knee. LD:  Hmmm. I am … Continue reading →

I am sure you have all been waiting with bated breath to hear whether or not HD finally has a working iPhone X something. Yes.  Yes, he does. Unfortunately for him, the new phone came via uSps on the day … Continue reading →

Kate:  Mom!  How many cows do we have? Me:  45-50 or so? Kate:  Are you serious?  It is like we have a FARM, Mom! HD:  Mom?  Is she for real? I don’t know, Son.  I just don’t know. The other … Continue reading →

Almost two years ago, HD purchased an iPhone off of Ebay with his own money.  We were not yet willing to pay for phone service yet, but he would be able to connect to WIFI and use the phone that … Continue reading →

I bought the boys some acne face wash and instructed them they had to use it.  In order to get them to use it, I have to buy face wash that comes in man-friendly colors. LD comes out of the … Continue reading →