Author Archives: Taylor

The Post In Which I Completely Throw A Fit.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mayday!  Mayday! I am drowning, I repeat, I am drowning over here. Iamkindofhavingasuperbadday. Allow me to share with you, if I may. The day started off promising.  I got up early, was ready to go by about 830 for … Continue reading

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A Cognitive Breakthrough

If you have read this blog for awhile, you might have picked up on the fact that sometimes, just sometimes, it is hard to carry on a conversation with Handsome Dude, our 3 year old. But only sometimes. Other things … Continue reading

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Items we shall now discuss.

Attention:  This post is a hodge-podge of nothingness. But I am blogging nonetheless because my husband will be home late. Again. And it’s been a bad week.  And I need human interaction, people! Clearly, I find it to be my … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz

Please answer the following questions. Multiple Choice Which of the following events occurred in my household today? A)  I went to the bathroom and locked the door.  Daisy Mae picked the lock with a penny and came in despite my … Continue reading

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Fat Tuesday, Lame edition.

Well. It’s time you knew the truth . . . the truth about my weight-loss curse. I shall present it to you in a handy, 12-step plan. Step 1-Lose 2-3 pounds just by watching what I eat-not by exercising.  For … Continue reading

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Picture Day, Mateys!

 On Saturday, we took the kids for their annual photo session with their cousins.  This is all my mother’s doing, and I suspect it is all part of her evil plan to get my husband inside a mall at least … Continue reading

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Never Eat Sour Watermelon

A weekend update . . . if you will. 1)  Mabel seems to be doing better!  I don’t wanna brag, but . . . I’m pretty sure it is because I cooked her some fantastic rice with chicken broth that … Continue reading

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A List of Grievances.

1.  I forgot it was our dog, Mabel’s, birthday yesterday. 2.  Let’s pretend it is, in fact, today.  Happy 10th Birthday, Mabel! 3.  Mabel is really sick again.  I am really worried about her.  She is not eating much and … Continue reading

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