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The Post Where I Tell You More About The Shady Paint Can Money.
Alright. These past few days have been exhausting. Let’s recap. Kate graduated and then we had several family members in town and had a graduation party at my parents house. My ma and pa were gracious enough to let us … Continue reading
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The Day I Got Gray Hair
I made to age 39 and 11/12 years old. Hairdresser Lisa found a gray hair upon my head on Thursday, May 13, 2021, in the year of our Lord. I am convinced that when I woke up on Thursday, May … Continue reading
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Great. Grand. Wonderful.
Look at these two. Do they look like vicious canines who would slaughter precious chicks? Alas. They did. As mentioned in my last post. We have since boarded all the chicks up again in the coop so the poor creatures … Continue reading
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There Will Be No Coffee Drinks For Boys Who Hit Their Brothers With Shovels.
Kate had her senior prom last night with Auggie. A few days ago, she declared a national disaster because her dress color was, and I quote “THE WORST COLOR EVER.” She had purchased the dress online. No one else agreed … Continue reading
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Stronger than the wind, farther than the sun.
Yes, hello. It is Tuesday night. The boys are playing basketball. Hadley is working. Kate is asleep. David is working on his truck. And here are tonight’s top stories. *** Yes! David is working on his truck. Weird. David, the … Continue reading
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Sir Poops A Lot
This just in: A neighbor has called David and the wandering heifer of the hills has been spotted! And get this-she is like WAY far away. Miles upon miles she has traversed. We are going to need to set a … Continue reading
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Oh, My Pants!
Because David is a jolly fellow, he will upon occasion, text a group of himself, Kate, Hadley, and I, ridiculous dad jokes randomly. David: Did you hear they aren’t going to make yard sticks any longer? I check my text … Continue reading
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Crazy Eight
Yesterday morning, I went out to feed Hazel and captured this Hallmark moment: These just might be the happiest days of my life. Alright. I was walking and checking on cows yesterday, when Bam! I came across the presumed dead … Continue reading
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