Author Archives: Taylor

The Annual Christmas Card Photo

Want to know what is sad? We do not yet have a Christmas tree.  I KNOW!  What are we not thinking?  Our poor children keep asking us when we can get one.  And we just don’t know. Do y’all remember … Continue reading

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Dried Out Pork and Damaged Beds

Remember Peter the cat? This is he from the days of yore. Methinks that Peter has been jumping directly into the bag of cat food and helping himself to a 24 hour buffet. He is looking not as svelte as … Continue reading

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We are never getting back together again. Like ever.

Sister Meagan and I are currently texting each other Taylor Swift song lines.  As if we cannot be any cooler. Remember Sister Meagan? It goes something like this: Me: So, he calls me up, and he’s like, “I still love … Continue reading

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I sing. La.

I have two daughters.  This we know to be truth. And their personalities have gotten so different lately. Today in school, they each had a review lesson in grammar.  They use the same grammar curriculum, however, they are at different … Continue reading

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Huckleberry Wine

I have an announcement to make. I, yes, I, Taylor Maliblahblah, drank my first glass of wine on Thanksgiving. I KNOW!  Look at me with my big-girl-pants on! I said to myself, “Teller.  You are 31 years old.  Let’s do … Continue reading

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Do not staple Play-Doh.

Pop Quiz, hot shots: What is the ONE biggest hindrance to my homeschooling day? Pencils! Pencils just might end my homeschooling career.  I kid you not.  I have purchased three, count them ONE, TWO, THREE electric pencils sharpeners.  I have … Continue reading

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He is not peeing.

Ok, after a few comments, I had decided I must clarify that, no, David is not peeing in the below picture. Ha!  My blog is so classy.  So appropriate. He is installing some sort of pole that has some sort … Continue reading

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Just Shoot Something and Get In Here and Finish Painting!

Top of the morning to you all. 1.  You had better sit down for this.  We are still painting.  Herein lies the problem: We do not have time for the painting.  This is unfortunate and results in painting projects being … Continue reading

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