Author Archives: Taylor

Raise your hand if you fear that, at some point in this sure-to-be-exciting post, I might mention weeding. Hmmm . . . . only time will tell. We have been busy bees here at the Maliblahblah homestead.  Here is a … Continue reading →

The other day, Sweet Pea was comparing my tan to hers. Sweet Pea:  I wish I were as white as you. Me:  What are you talking about? Sweet Pea:  I hate being so tan. Um, yeah.  For the record, I … Continue reading →

Look at me!  Posting like it ain’t no thang.  This is because I was a rebel with a capital R and only weeded two rows in the garden instead of my goal of six. Garden!  New plan: Weed a row.  … Continue reading →

Want to know how to bribe your kids into doing some extra weeding? Tell them that afterwards, they can go to the beach! What’s that?  Oh! I’m sorry!  Have I not mentioned the massive amounts of WEEDING we have been … Continue reading →

Ok.  Hello?  Hello?  Do you remember me?  I used to blog here, but then my husband created this ginormous garden, you see, and, well, the garden is killing “free-time Taylor.” I better reap some delicious produce, I’ll tell you that … Continue reading →

I am SO tired.  And here are today’s top ten. You may ask:  “Taylor!  Top Ten what?” I have no idea. 1)  We have weeds.  Lots of them.  I pulled weeds for six hours today. Six.  SIX.  SIX. See those … Continue reading →

If you are anywhere on or around a diet, you need to close your eyes and scroll past the first portion of today’s thrilling entry. Trust me.  You must! If you, however, are like me and only diet on the … Continue reading →