Author Archives: Taylor

Hold on to your pants, folks! We’ve got a lot of ground to cover. 1.  Do you remember back in aught-nine when my husband went on his hunting trip and my children became horribly ill? No.  You don’t.  No one … Continue reading →

It is finished. Yes.  I know.  My photography skills (or skillz, whichever you prefer) are to be envied.  And, yes.  You are looking at a picture of a deceased fly on this top-notch blog. Did you catch that?  DECEASED fly. … Continue reading →

So, I have this friend named Rrrrrriiiiitttaaaaa.  Or, as she is more commonly known, “Rita.”  She loves to copy me.  Can you blame her? I had 4 kids.  Then she had 4 kids.  I had a purple minivan (oh, yes.  … Continue reading →

Earlier this week, David and I both went to the dentist, because we are faithful stewards of our teeth. David has a cavity.  What else is new?  I have no cavities, because I am obviously a better person, but I … Continue reading →

Here’s how today went: Around 11:07am, I loudly proclaimed: “How about we just drive into town and just enroll all of you in school?!?!?” Yeah.  Not so brilliant, on my end. The kids broke out with much cheering and jubilation … Continue reading →

Some of you might remember that my in-laws, the Maliblahblahs, love to make and enjoy their own applesauce. To become fully oriented in the ways of the applesauce tradition, the reader might choose to click on either of the following … Continue reading →

I know you have all been waiting on pins and needles to discover what Handsome Dude calls Silly-Roll. Cereal. Many of you got it right!  So, from now on, I am just going to ask all of you what on … Continue reading →

Do you ever get the urge to just drive to the city and sign all your kids up for school? Me neither.  That’s crazy talk. In other news, Little Dude has broken two pairs of Handsome Dude’s glasses in the … Continue reading →