Author Archives: Taylor

Go, Speed Racer!

I am leaving for Las Vegas on Saturday with my mom.  My mom invited me and I was not going to go, on account of the fact that I have no money to be foolishly throwing away on airplane tickets.  … Continue reading

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Loogies and Handlebars

Have you ever walked into your bathroom and found your 3 year old stark naked, standing on the counter, trying to “get da bugs!” with your hair dryer? Me neither. But if it were to happen to me, let me … Continue reading

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Recent Happenstances

Ever since I turned 30, my life got super busy and I have had no time for this blogging nonsense. Maybe I am now too old for such things. Every time someone hears that I am now thirty, their eyes get all … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . .

Summer came yesterday and it came with a bang.  I went to the park with my friend MindyLou and we were hot like lava. It was like . . . 80.  Our hearty, winter bodies are not yet acclamated to … Continue reading

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A Family Video

Alright.  I wrote an entire post already today, and you can read all about it here. It tells you all about these bad boys: No.  You can’t borrow them. (By the way, I think my inlaws are sincerely proud of … Continue reading

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The Bib Overalls

When will SUMMER come?  I mean, honestly.  We need to break into the 70’s here at some point.  It’s JUNE.  And all you goodie-goodies who live in the southlands can drawl on  all you want about the heat and your … Continue reading

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Community Underwear

We have returned from a funtastic camping weekend.  And funtastic, is, of course, open to interpretation.  Because sometimes, I’m just not so sure about this whole camping thing . . . But that is neither here nor there. You know … Continue reading

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The Unmentionable

I know I still have some questions to answer, but I must inform you of a recent happenstance. This post, of which I am about to write, is guaranteed to make you feel better about your day. Maybe. Before we … Continue reading

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