Category Archives: Not Me!

Not me! Dressing room edition.

I did not take my 6-year-old shopping last week. The six-year-old who implores me to purchase any sort of fitness DVD or machine she sees on an infomercial.  Because, as she says, I am so “chubs.” I did not have to … Continue reading

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Help for Marge.

Welcome to another exciting edition of: Brought to you by a joint cooperation with:   Thank you. *** My child did not don socks with sandals this weekend. Again. And he most certainly has not been regularly wearing them ever … Continue reading

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Not my dermatologist.

Welcome to another exciting edition of “Not Me!” Monday! Today, I will actually be telling you all about a bizarre encounter I had with my dermatologist a couple of months ago. Yes. I go to the dermatologist. Yes. I am 28. … Continue reading

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Not me! Birthdays, Brownies, and Baby Fever Edition.

I did not get baby fever this weekend. No. Not me. (Interruption:  Could we all just pause for a moment of awe and wonder while we recognize the fact that I figured out how to A) crop a photo and B) … Continue reading

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Not Me! Seattle Edition

Alright, folks. Don’t hate me, but I am going to give this whole “Not Me!” posting thing a try again. Yes, I realize that in the past all that has resulted from Not Me! posts is me leaving you in … Continue reading

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Not me, nor my Husband: Airport Edition.

On Friday night, February 19th,  we dropped all four kids off with my parents. I did not feel one bit guilty about leaving my FOUR children behind. No. Not I. We stopped at Borders to pick up some books for … Continue reading

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Not me! Valentine's Edition.

Alright, dudes and dudettes. This is my 3rd attempt at Not me! Monday. I was encouraged because I only got confused about 3 times while writing this post . . . . as opposed to being confused the entire time. Let me … Continue reading

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Not my child!

  Today’s story took place sometime around 2007. I would consider it a joint post of “Not my Husband” and “Not my child.” I still don’t know if I am doing this “Not Me” creative writing posting correctly. Let me … Continue reading

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