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Put That Ring On It

We went to the river this weekend-for our last weekend of summer. David and the boys set up a gigantic Slip-N-Slide. And I never saw anyone make it completely down the slide and into the river- but they all had … Continue reading

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The Plot Twist

Today is Friday. Today I came into school early in the morning to try and finish getting ready for my new second grade classroom.  My knee was very sore and I was limping.  My principal and vice principal asked me … Continue reading

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The “I Know How To Teach Reading” Outfit

It is 11:51 pm on Thursday night, my knee is hot and swollen, and here are tonight’s top stories. For the past week or so, our school has been busting with kinder-2nd grade enrollments for this upcoming school year.  I … Continue reading

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Mentholatum

I saw something on Facebook that read something like: Tell me what your grandmother smelled like. My Grandma Connie smelled like mentholatum. I was born in California and did not move away until I was almost 4.  We lived close … Continue reading

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Subbing Cucumbers for Croutons and Other Events

Yes.  My heart has been broken into a million pieces over the loss of Hazel.  I decided I would cry a river all night Tuesday, and then try to move along with my life on Wednesday. Let’s talk about Wednesday. … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Hazel

My heart is so sad, Reader. I decided to take my first post-surgery walk to check on cows.  I was calling for Hazel and waiting for her to moo back at me, like she always does.  As I walked further … Continue reading

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The Turn Buyer

On Sunday, I overheard a conversation between David and the boys and I became quite concerned. I was concerned because I heard them discussing a future purchase of 100 full size pigs. Me:  Hold up.  What is the deal with … Continue reading

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The Emerald Vacuum: A Tragedy

There have been times in my life where I was acting all philanthropical and decided to donate blood.  I don’t mean to brag, but I am blood type O negative, so I am pretty much always in-demand.  Unfortunately, they will … Continue reading

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