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Mentholatum

I saw something on Facebook that read something like: Tell me what your grandmother smelled like. My Grandma Connie smelled like mentholatum. I was born in California and did not move away until I was almost 4.  We lived close … Continue reading

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Subbing Cucumbers for Croutons and Other Events

Yes.  My heart has been broken into a million pieces over the loss of Hazel.  I decided I would cry a river all night Tuesday, and then try to move along with my life on Wednesday. Let’s talk about Wednesday. … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Hazel

My heart is so sad, Reader. I decided to take my first post-surgery walk to check on cows.  I was calling for Hazel and waiting for her to moo back at me, like she always does.  As I walked further … Continue reading

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The Turn Buyer

On Sunday, I overheard a conversation between David and the boys and I became quite concerned. I was concerned because I heard them discussing a future purchase of 100 full size pigs. Me:  Hold up.  What is the deal with … Continue reading

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The Emerald Vacuum: A Tragedy

There have been times in my life where I was acting all philanthropical and decided to donate blood.  I don’t mean to brag, but I am blood type O negative, so I am pretty much always in-demand.  Unfortunately, they will … Continue reading

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The Belt

I took the boys to their well-exams a few days ago.  The doctor asked LD if he had done anything fun, such as go to the local amusement park? LD:  Nope.  My parents are poor and we never do anything … Continue reading

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The Kayak

I came home from my post-op with the knee surgery and had some surgery photos with me of the inside of my knee. LD:  Oh!  Are you having a baby? Me:  That would be my knee. LD:  Hmmm. I am … Continue reading

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Vittles

I am sure you have all been waiting with bated breath to hear whether or not HD finally has a working iPhone X something. Yes.  Yes, he does. Unfortunately for him, the new phone came via uSps on the day … Continue reading

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