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Mentholatum
I saw something on Facebook that read something like: Tell me what your grandmother smelled like. My Grandma Connie smelled like mentholatum. I was born in California and did not move away until I was almost 4. We lived close … Continue reading
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Subbing Cucumbers for Croutons and Other Events
Yes. My heart has been broken into a million pieces over the loss of Hazel. I decided I would cry a river all night Tuesday, and then try to move along with my life on Wednesday. Let’s talk about Wednesday. … Continue reading
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Goodbye, Hazel
My heart is so sad, Reader. I decided to take my first post-surgery walk to check on cows. I was calling for Hazel and waiting for her to moo back at me, like she always does. As I walked further … Continue reading
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The Turn Buyer
On Sunday, I overheard a conversation between David and the boys and I became quite concerned. I was concerned because I heard them discussing a future purchase of 100 full size pigs. Me: Hold up. What is the deal with … Continue reading
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The Emerald Vacuum: A Tragedy
There have been times in my life where I was acting all philanthropical and decided to donate blood. I don’t mean to brag, but I am blood type O negative, so I am pretty much always in-demand. Unfortunately, they will … Continue reading
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The Belt
I took the boys to their well-exams a few days ago. The doctor asked LD if he had done anything fun, such as go to the local amusement park? LD: Nope. My parents are poor and we never do anything … Continue reading
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The Kayak
I came home from my post-op with the knee surgery and had some surgery photos with me of the inside of my knee. LD: Oh! Are you having a baby? Me: That would be my knee. LD: Hmmm. I am … Continue reading
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Vittles
I am sure you have all been waiting with bated breath to hear whether or not HD finally has a working iPhone X something. Yes. Yes, he does. Unfortunately for him, the new phone came via uSps on the day … Continue reading
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