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The Most Hated Woman in America

Well.  Life sure looks different. Want to have a good time?  Introduce the concept of ¨social distancing¨ to your teens. ¨What do you mean I can´t hang out with my friends?!?¨ These are hard times, my friends. On Tuesday, I … Continue reading

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Farewell to Jesse James

So.  A lot has happened. We just found out schools will be out for a few weeks to help control the spread of the virus.  We had no time to prepare our students, send them home with anything, or even … Continue reading

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Once I was seven years old . . .

Today in class, one of my sweet girls proudly brought me a sealed envelope. Student:  Mrs. M.  I wrote this for the whole class.  I need you to read it to EVERYONE.  But, actually, I need you to sing it … Continue reading

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Happy Teacher Day!

Today, as you are all aware, is Valentine´s Day. I have never much cared for the holiday and I certainly do not care for it as a teacher.  I do, however, feel it is 4,000 times better than Halloween as … Continue reading

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The Emerald Vacuum

On Sunday afternoon, David and I took a nap.  I have no clue how I make it through any week days without naps, because if I am home on the weekend, I must take a nap in the afternoon.  So … Continue reading

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Bob.

The other night, Hadley had a friend over.  From my room, I could hear one of my sons, who shall remain nameless, use the bathroom. Without closing the door. I summon the lad to my room. Me:  Dude.  You need … Continue reading

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The Saturday Evening Post

Around 8:30pm last night, I decided it was time for bed.  I am old now, and this is what has become of my life. Me:  I have to go to sleep now. David:  Go for it. Me (turning into the … Continue reading

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The Acne Tutorial

*Snow Day!* I cannot tell a lie.  Snow days are a big perk to being a teacher.  We have gotten hit with a ton of snow the past few days. ‘ David and the boys have all the calves in … Continue reading

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