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Little Dude insists on wearing his underwear backwards.  Because that looks comfortable.  Me:  Dude, your underwear is on wrong. Little Dude, looking at his *ahem* “areas”: No!  Its not wrong! Me:  Yes, they are. Little Dude, shouting because I anger … Continue reading →

My husband, bless his heart, finds it quite humorous to pull the childrens’ pants up extremely high and shout: “Let’s wear our pants as high as Mommy!” Allow me to give you a visual, courtesy of Little Dude and his … Continue reading →

Tomorrow!  My husband is coming home tomorrow, the fearless hunter that he is.  He did come home on Thursday for a bit to unload some wood and check on me and my lovely self.  And I was fine, thank you … Continue reading →

Little Dude hates ice cream.  Could that kid be any weirder? To hate ice cream is so against the Maliblahblah Family Code of Conduct.  When David was a young lad growing up, they could only have ice cream on Friday … Continue reading →

Hold on to your pants, folks! We’ve got a lot of ground to cover. 1.  Do you remember back in aught-nine when my husband went on his hunting trip and my children became horribly ill? No.  You don’t.  No one … Continue reading →

It is finished. Yes.  I know.  My photography skills (or skillz, whichever you prefer) are to be envied.  And, yes.  You are looking at a picture of a deceased fly on this top-notch blog. Did you catch that?  DECEASED fly. … Continue reading →

So, I have this friend named Rrrrrriiiiitttaaaaa.  Or, as she is more commonly known, “Rita.”  She loves to copy me.  Can you blame her? I had 4 kids.  Then she had 4 kids.  I had a purple minivan (oh, yes.  … Continue reading →

Earlier this week, David and I both went to the dentist, because we are faithful stewards of our teeth. David has a cavity.  What else is new?  I have no cavities, because I am obviously a better person, but I … Continue reading →