The School of Excellence.

Ha!

The School of Excellence!

*sigh*

I crack myself up.

Yes.  That’s right.

We homeschool now.

We are some of those people.

Look out the window!

Can you see my house?  Can you see my wood pile?  Can you see that strange feeder looking thing?

What, pray tell, is that thing?  It was there when we moved in.

Our school room is complete, but it is nothing spectacular like some of the school rooms I have seen online.  All we did to it was paint the walls blue (holla!).  The previous owners left several different throw rugs, tables, shelves, and lamps of which we were able to use for the school room. 

The shop at our new house is divided into three sections:  a garage area and two different large “shop rooms.”  The room closest to the house is the one we use for a school room.  I think this room was intended to have someone live in it-there is a closet and a room where a bathroom might possibly be able to go in the future.

This little area is where we have our “library.”

Inside, I just have one shelf unit with books organized by reading level.

Brace yourselves.

Our library is massive.

Baby steps, people!

Baby steps.

I am only 3 days into this nonsense.

The top shelf is books that I choose for the kids or I read aloud to them, while the second shelf is for fun reading.  The clear box holds library books.

The girls each have their own desk, complete with a white board, pencil box, and art box.  The shelves in the back of the picture hold their notebooks and such.

As you can see, it is extremely well-organized and aesthetically pleasing.

Curriculum.

Oh, how I stressed over curriculum.  I decided on using The Well-Trained Mind, which is a guide to classical education.  I chose this because I agreed with the author and became excited to homeschool after reading her book.  I also appreciate the fact that she tells you specifically which resources she recommends-which was helpful to me, seeing as how I was a wandering soul lost in a sea of confusing curricula.

Yes.  That’s right.  I said “curricula.”

No.  I am not sure if I used it correctly.

So-The Well-Trained Mind is a guide.  I use First Language Lessons for grammar, Writing with Ease for writing, The Story of the World for history (we are starting with book one-The Ancients), All about Spelling for Spelling, Artistic Pursuits for Art.

Explode the Code for Phonics, Saxon for Math, God’s Great Covenant for Bible, Zaner-Bloser for handwriting, and Making Connections is for reading comprehension.

For reading fluency, we will try to get in about 30-60 minutes of reading a day.

Science is divided into three sections this year.  We are starting off with animals, then we will move on to the human body, and finally, plants.

For the most part, the girls can be combined, although I am being mindful that Sweet Pea needs to be a grade ahead of Daisy Mae.  So far, I am really liking the curriculum.  It looks overwhelming to see all the different books, but I find them all to be really interesting and fun to teach with thus far.

Yes.  I am super experienced in my in my 3-day journey of founding The School of Excellence.

I have had several people ask me why I am homeschooling.

Honestly, I have always toyed with the idea.  But I had a hard time committing to it in the past and we lived within 3 minutes of a public school that we were quite happy with. 

 I went to a Christian school from K-12, so I had always envisioned my kids going to a private school.

But in order to afford that, we would have to sell the children, and then we would no longer have children to send to the aforementioned school.  So that wouldn’t work.

I kid!  I jest!

I knew that if we moved to Ruralville, homeschooling was in my future.  In order to get them to school in town, I would need to drive 45 minutes one way.  So, if I drove there, went home, and then went to pick up the kids, I would be driving for 3 hours a day.  Our winters here can get pretty nasty, and I am not comfortable with committing to driving that much.

I feel there are pros and cons to all methods of schooling and I don’t think that homeschooling is the best option for everyone.  But, for now, homeschooling is the best choice for our family.  And I am excited about it!  It might not be the right option for us forever, but for now, it is.

One of the harder things for me with homeschooling was the fact that I loved school when I was a child.  Getting a new backpack and new school supplies, meeting my new teacher, seeing my friends . . . I loved it all.

And eating lunch in the school cafeteria!

Oh. Be. Still. My. Heart.

My girls were bummed about this, so they talked me into letting them walk through the kitchen in a “cafeteria line.”

Mom.

Of.

The.

Year.

I asked the girls what their favorite parts of homeschooling were.

Daisy Mae:  Snacks and recess!

Oh, Daisy Mae.  You are disappointing the headmaster of The School of Excellence!

Sweet Pea:  Well.  When I was in the other school, it was fun, but I would miss my mom.  Now I get to see mom all the time!

*Tear*

Then Sweet Pea looked at me and said, “Mom.  You are my kind of woman.”

Hmmm . . . interesting.

And, for now, I am content begin this homeschooling adventure.

Content to keep them at home.  Happy to watch them learn.

Eager to keep them young. 

Those two girls got their dolls all dressed up to join them for school today.

Yes.  I want to keep them playing dolls, enjoying tea parties, and playing pretend.

What’s with this growing up nonsense?

They can worry about that later.

There is one small, minor hiccup in The School of Excellence.

The dudes.

Lest any of you are confused, the small heads you see on the “library” floor and on the couch are not factual children, but they are the girls’ dolls.

My dudes present a small . . . . challenge to the daily schedule of The School of Excellence.

I welcome, dear readers, your ideas and suggestions on how entertain my dudes while I teach my girls.

And now, I shall leave with some random facts you should know:

1)  I have homeschooled for 3 days.

2)  This makes me an expert.

3)  I reserve the right to change my mind about any and everything that I wrote about in this here post.

4)  I am making my husband’s second favorite dinner tonight.

5)  I’ll make his favorite tomorrow.

6)  I like to mess with him.

7)  I have not left my house since we came home from camping Monday.  This does not bother me.

8)  I have yet to wear striped socks with Birkenstocks.

9)  I have showered every day.

10)  I still wear jeans (pants.  not jumpers.  not that there’s anything wrong with that), I don’t have chickens, and I strongly feel that people would not label me as “eccentric.”

11)  I might still be normal.

12)  I may or may not have found mouse droppings on the loveseat in my living room.

Happy Thursday . . . Go, Homeschool!

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The Hike

I am sorry I didn’t post for such a long time and thank you to everyone who checked in on me!  I am fine, but busy and hoping to get back into a settled routine soon.

Since I last posted, we got two new pairs of glasses . . . one for Sweet Pea and one for Handsome Dude.  Both of which are still accounted for. 

Look at me and my bad self!

 I took all the kids to a nearby amusement park without my husband.

*I’ll pause while you recover from the shock of my pure awesomeness*

I’ve had two delicious waffle cones filled with Moose Tracks ice cream, joined the family on one last, long camping trip for the year, finished all            1, 037 pages of Gone with the Wind,  and have gotten two days of homeschool under my belt.

The thought of doing a complete 4-day camping recap has overwhelmed me, so I will instead just recap one part of the trip where we took a hike into a mountain lake.

The hike was pretty easy-just two miles.

Um . . . gross.

Notice anything different about my Handsome Dude?

Yes.  He is now sporting a lovely blue cord around his pricey glasses.

Take that, Handsome Dude!  No longer will I stand aside and watch you break/bend/lose/peanut-butter-i-fy your glasses.

Plan thwarted, Handsome Dude.

Plan thwarted.

The girls . . . getting ready for some fishing fun.

Also known as “Let’s fight and smack each other with fishing poles and tangle our lines so much that we make Dad sigh with defeat as he has to untangle our lines for us so we can fish and enjoy our fun-family-togetherness.”

Look!  That’s Amy! 

Amy and Jason made it all the way from wherever-it-is-they-dwell to wherever-it-is-we-dwell for this happening hike.

Amy is Jason’s girlfriend.

Jason is The Lumberjack’s youngest younger brother.

Remember Jason?

Keep up, people!

They are cute, are they not?

This is a lake that you have to hike up into the mountains to see.

It is quite lovely.

Quite.

And it would be the perfect beach for fellow readers who fear The Swimsuit, seeing as how there is no one else there.

Except maybe bears.

So, we are at this lake.  And the menfolk decide to start fishing.

But the fish are small and this displeases them.

But they swallowed their pride and willingly posed for pictures.

Hark!  Is that my husband?!  Smiling?!

I guess pigs can now fly.

That’s Jack.

Jack is The Lumberjack’s brother-in-law.

Since The Lumberjack has boasted that his fish was at least 6 inches long, the other menfolk must work hard to ensure that they capture fish that are at least 7 inches long.

Look!

There’s Alex!  Alex is The Lumberjack’s older younger brother.

Remember Alex?

here it is sorry it took so long. i did have any internet access

I thought you might.

Poor Jack was trying to best The Lumberjack and mind his own business, when my daughter went over and convinced him to help her fish.

Here she is showing off her catch!

Can you see it?  Can you see it?

Neither can I.

My photography skills amaze even myself.

Jack may have gotten the biggest catch of the day, however.

He got his lure on the line and right away an unwelcome guest jumped up and caught himself on the lure.

Look at me!  I know what a lure is!

A lure is a fake, beady-eyed, nasty toy fish that fisherpeoples use to lure real fish to the hook of death!

Sadly, Jack captured a frog instead of a trophy fish.

Lest any of you are concerned, Jack removed the hook from the frog’s mouth and the frog happily hopped away.

Handsome Dude got really into fishing this time around.

Look at his face!  I dare you, nay, I double-dog dare you to show me a boy more excited to be fishing.

Precious.

Simply precious.

So, we had our fishing fun and headed back to our rigs.

Yes.  That’s right.  I said rigs.

My poor boys got pooped on the way back.

So, my husband, in all his handsomeness, soldiered on with both of them on his back.

Oh, the muscles!

Please excuse me while I swoon.

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Random Points of Interest I Think You Should Be Informed Of:

1)  I do not fish.

2)  Fish are nasty-wrong.

3)  There were no suitable bathrooms on this hike.

4)  Fact:  Lumberjill does not and can not squat.

5)  What is with fish eyes?

6)  Frogs are also nasty-wrong.

7)  As are snakes.

8)  The only reason why I went on this hike was because everyone else was.

9)  I am such a follower.

10)  And I was promised an ice cream cone.

11)  It was delicious.

Happy Wednesday!

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Our Family is Growing!

Guess whose two girls got themselves 2 free bunnies at the County Fair this weekend?

Oh!  I’m sorry!  Did you think I might be pregnant?

Ha!  I am tricky like that.

Yes.  We went to the fair this weekend and had a splendiferous time.  Here is a quick recap:

First we had to visit the “Fire Safety” booth at the fair.  I love safety lessons!

Time to fight some fires.

Go, Daisy Mae, Go!

Lest any of you are concerned, that fire is just pretend.

Go, Sweet Pea!

Go, Handsome Dude!

Fun Fact:  Handsome Dude calls the fair “The Farmer’s Castle.”

Why?

We cannot be certain.

We went with my parents, my sister, and my niece and nephew.  We had a fair-ly (ha!) good time.  We saw horses and sheep and goats and cows and chickens and turkeys and geese and snakes and turtles and bunnies and birds and pigs.

The Lumberjack saw a pig for sale and immediately got on the phone to call all my crazykin in-laws to see if anyone wanted to share a pig.  I reminded him that he already bought a cow this year that we still have yet to feast on, but he didn’t seem to care much.

Let us have a moment to thank our lucky stars that no one else wanted a freezer full of pork at this moment in time.

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*Random-Topic-Quick-change!*

It has been brought to my attention that my sister might play Farmville.

I am concerned, to say the least.

*Random-Topic-Quick-Change!*

Funny Daisy Mae Moment:

One afternoon, I took Daisy Mae with me on a special date to the grocery store. 

Yes.  I know.  Mom of the Year.

The grocery store we frequent has a Starbucks located inside, so I ordered a coffee and let her order a peppermint steamer.

About 3 months later, I allow this to occur again.  But, mind you . . . 3 months has passed since we visited this Starbucks.

I order my drink and Daisy Mae twirls her hair and casually says, “Oh, I am sure you remember my order.”

Who is this child?

Aaaaannnndddd . . . I love her.

*Random-Topic-Quick-Change*

I am feeling overwhelmed.  We have been so busy with getting our other house ready for the month-to-month renters, getting the school room ready, and trying to make sense of lesson plans. 

I am catching a cold.  There is wood to be stacked.  Closets to be organized.  Schedules to be planned out.  Chores to be done.

I need a time out.

“Come to me all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.”

Matthew 11:28

I need some time to get focused and recharged.  So, I am going to be taking a blogging break.

I won’t post tomorrow for Fat Tuesday-you can check in here if you’d like.

See you in a bit and Happy Monday!

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Ahoy! Log Pirates!

The youngsters got haircuts this week, so I thought I would share some before and after pictures with you all.

Handsome Dude, looking uber handsome per usual.

He didn’t have too much hair to cut.  This is because his father, bless his heart, gets a little razor happy when he is bored.

Remember the incident with our Little Dude last spring?

Tragic.

Ooooh-la-la!

That is one Dapper Dan.

Daisy Mae’s before.

Fun Fact:  When Daisy Mae was a toddler, her hair grew in as a mullet.  And it would grow no other way.

And believe it or not, mullets are never cute, not even on cute toddlers named Daisy Mae.

If you or a loved one enjoy the look of mullets, then I apologize for I mean you no ill-will.

Look at Daisy Mae and her “goin’ to town” hair!

Take that, Mullets!

Little Dude.

Little Dude was not pleased to be getting his hair cut.

“Mother!  Oh, the humanity!  Mother!  Save me!”

Now, this picture is a treat.

I believe one of my lovely daughters captured this moment in time.

The lady in black is the hairdresser.  The large hands holding gum as a bribe while also restraining the poor child by his neck would be the hands of his loving mother.

But restraining was a necessity, dear readers.

He was wailing and thrashing and gnashing and screaming.

I know it sounds cruel.  But he really needed a trim.

“Is it over?”

He’s such a turkey.

Aaaaannnnnnndddd . . . . I love him.

Sweet Pea’s turn!

Fun Fact:  Even though Sweet Pea was only born yesterday, she is already 7 and 1/2 years old!  Amazing!

It was too much fanciness to take home to Ruralville.

So, we made a day of it and stayed in town!

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And now, to clear up some confusions on the ol’ blog.

Liquid gold=breastmilk.

=Peanut butter.  I hope.

=$800 if the Lumberjack chooses to sell it.

Thank you and I apologize for all the confusions.

***

And now, it is time for the COW (comment of the week)

This week’s winner is JoAnn:

You are making wood sound like precious treasure. It makes me want to be a Log Pirate. A Log Pirate is something I just invented, and basically it’s a person who wears an eye patch and sneaks around after midnight, loading up wood from Lumberjacks woodpiles and hauling them off to sea. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife, cause they’re stealing everybody’s wood out here.

Oh, she is so silly.

Alright.

  I must go plan out my school lessons!

We start in T minus 11 days!

Later, Dudes!

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The Wood that The Lumberjack Fell.

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This is the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is the splitter that helped split the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is wife with the Jell-O arms that helped stack logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

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This is the house where the wood was stacked.  “It’s way too much!”, the little wife laughed. She laughed cause her arms felt so much like Jell-o, because she helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

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This is The Lumberjack who loves his split wood.  He could care less how his little wife laughed, nor for her Jell-O arms from the wood that she stacked.  She helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is the new house the family just moved in, it has not a wood stove for wood rounds to burn in. But, The Lumberjack loves his split wood.  He could care less how his little wife laughed, nor for her Jell-O arms from the wood that she stacked.  She helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is the family that had to load wood.  They hauled till midnight, it was no good.  They moved the wood from the old house with the wood stove, moving it to the new house they just moved in, it has not a wood stove for wood rounds to burn in. But again, the Lumberjack loves his split wood.  He could care less how his little wife laughed, nor for her Jell-O arms from the wood that she stacked.  She helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is the trailer where they loaded the wood.  The family hauled till midnight, it was no good. They moved the wood to the new house they just moved in, it has not a wood stove for wood rounds to burn in. But again, the Lumberjack loves his split wood.  He could care less how his little wife laughed, nor for her Jell-O arms from the wood that she stacked.  She helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is the truck that also was loaded.  It pulled the trailer that was loaded with wood.  The family hauled till midnight, it was no good. They moved the wood to the new house they just moved in, it has not a wood stove for wood rounds to burn in. But again, the Lumberjack loves his split wood.  He could care less how his little wife laughed, nor for her Jell-O arms from the wood that she stacked.  She helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

This is the pile of wood that they salvaged.  Their hearts are discouraged, for more wood must gathered. 

The wife is confused, for they can’t burn wood. 

 But her husband is . . . enthusiastic about wood felling, and where his passion will stop, well,  there is no telling. 

So again she will load the truck with wood that he split.  The truck and the trailer will be loaded with more wood. The family hauled till midnight, it was no good. They moved the wood to the new house they just moved in, it has not a wood stove for wood rounds to burn in. But again, the Lumberjack loves his split wood.  He could care less how his little wife laughed, nor for her Jell-O arms from the wood that she stacked.  She helped stack the logs that the log splitter split from the wood that The Lumberjack fell.

The End.

PS-Basically, this was just a really odd way for me to tell you that we were up super late last night moving wood from our old house to our new house.

Thanks for humoring me.

I have decided that here are the options for what his reasoning was behind moving the wood:

1)  He is insane.

2)  He likes to look at the wood and deems it a lovely outdoor decor accessory

3)  He is planning on selling the wood.

4)  He is planning on putting a wood stove in the new house.

Let us have a moment to pray that option #4 will never happen.

 

Happy Thursday!

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This is my glamorous life.

Please.

Try to contain your jealousy.

(Name that mysterious matter smeared on my child’s head)

Happy Wednesday!

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Fat Tuesday

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Holla!

Are you ready for this week’s wins and fails?

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I did not exercise once.

FAIL!

I did not enter my Weight Watchers Points in once.

FAIL!

I did, however, stick to a low-fat, low-cholesterol, high-fiber diet.

Win!

Ok.  I lied.  I ate chips and garlic bread.  But other than that, I was . . . decent.

FAIL!

I did paint and move furniture around all day on Saturday . . . so that had to count for some exercise . . . right?

WIN!

It must have been strenuous, because my whole body was like Jell-O by the end of the night.  And I may or may not have resorted to laying in bed beckoning for my husband to drive to town to get me Moose Tracks ice cream and a waffle cone.  He did not go.

LUMBERJILL, FAIL!  LUMBERJACK, WIN!

I ordered two new pairs of glasses this week:  one for Sweet Pea and one for Handsome Dude.

FISCAL FAIL!

And right after I ordered them, the two AWOL glasses were found.

EYE HEALTH, WIN!  MY SANITY, FAIL!

I wrote Little Dude’s factual name in my post yesterday.

SAFETY,FAIL! STALKER, WIN!

I lost 1 and 1/2 pounds this week!

INCREDULOUS WIN!

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I wanted to share some yummy things I have been eating that are Weight Watchers Points friendly . . . you know . . . since I am feigning to be on Weight Watchers and all.

Fiber One Yogurt

Fiber One Yogurt. 

Per serving:  50 calories, 0 grams fat, 5 grams fiber

POINTS: 0

Sandwich Thins:  100 calories, 1 gram fat, 5 grams fiber

POINTS: 1

For one slice of bread: 70 calories, 1 gram fat, 6 grams fiber

POINTS: 1

Jolly Time Healthy Pop Popcorn: 1 POINT per bag

Here are your options:

1)  Check in by simply leaving a comment.

2)  Write an update in a blog post and enter it in my friend Mr. Linky, of whom I will introduce to you in mere seconds.

3)  Link up any sort of post that would fit into our parameters into Mr. Linky.

Suggestions:  healthy recipes, snacks, favorite healthy treats, favorite ways to exercise, weight loss stories, things that have worked for you, etc.

Even if you have a post from awhile back, feel free to link it.

Please link back to this site.

Also, you may join in Fat Tuesday at any time you see fit.

Click on the actual words Mr. Linky to enter your link or to see the links that others have entered.

PS-I have been trying to decide how long Fat Tuesday should go on for?  I guess for now, I will just keep posting the check-ins as long as people are still checking in.  Also, I was wondering if people still wanted me to put up Mr Linky’s, or is it easier for you all to just check in by using the comments section?

Please advise.

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A Mid-Summer’s Night Quarrel

The following happenstance is real and occurred in my very own house, just last Thursday.

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Me:  Want to start a movie?

LJ (short for Lumberjack . . . focus, people!):  Sure.

Me:  Well, it’s kind of late.  Maybe we shouldn’t.

LJ:  No.  Let’s do it.

Me:  You will fall asleep.

LJ:  No, I won’t.

Me:  Yes, you will.

LJ:  Start the movie.

So, I listened to my husband, as I always do (ha!), and I started a movie.

A western of course!  What else would a Lumberjack desire to watch on a Thursday night?

We are watching the movie and I feel my husband twitch.  Does anyone else have a spouse with this . . . condition?  The “almost-asleep-violent-twitching” condition? 

Well, my husband has been afflicted with this condition.  And it is annoying.

Clue #1 that my husband is ready for bed:  Twitching.

Me:  You are falling asleep.

LJ:  No!  I am not!

Me:  Let’s go to bed.

LJ:  Stop it, Taylor!  I am fine!  Geez!

Clue #2 that my husband is ready for bed:  Late-night sassiness.

So, we are watching the movie.  And I am trying to enjoy it, seeing as how I don’t particularly enjoy westerns of this nature, when I notice he has completely fallen over on me and is snoring.

Clue #3 that my husband is ready for bed:  Sleeping.

Darn him.  Darn him and his lying ways.

You may ask, “Taylor!  Why do you care if he falls asleep?”

Well, inquisitive readers, I hate it when he falls asleep during movies for the following reasons:

1)  If he falls asleep, I have to take care of all the late night duties, ie: preparing the morning coffee, checking the kids, locking the doors, etc.  And quite frankly my dears, I really hate prepping the morning coffee.

2)  He always falls asleep during movies I never wanted to watch in the first place.

3)  He is sassy when he is tired.

Need proof?  Please refer back to my story of when he wanted to superglue our newborn’s mouth shut to “fix” her.

So.  I wake him up.

LJ:  Huh? What?

Me:  Time for bed.

LJ:  Hmmmph.

So, I go and make the coffee and check on the children.  Guess who is still not up?  I march back up the stairs.

Me:  Wake up.

LJ:  I AM!

I go downstairs and try to read for a bit whilst waiting for my love to descend the stairs.  But, alas.  My love does not come.  This time I just yell from downstairs.

Me:  David!  Get down here!

LJ:  *snore*

So, I am annoyed.  And I decide I no longer care, dear readers, if he sleeps up there all night long.

I go to bed.

But, darn it all, I have to go to the bathroom.  Again.

While I am using the facilities, I hear something outside the bathroom window that I determine to be either:

A)  A raccoon

B)  A cricket

C)  A murderer

I decide that maybe it is worth it too go and get my husband one more time after all.

Me:  Wake up, please.

LJ:  What are you doing?

Me:  I am trying to go to bed and I need you to come downstairs.

LJ:  I AM!

Here is my predicament, dear readers:

If my husband doesn’t go to bed, he won’t be near the alarm.  Now, I could set the alarm and go wake him up, but my husband wakes up anywhere between 4am and 5:30am and so I don’t particularly know what time I should set it for.

If my husband misses his alarm, he will be late to work.  And then he might get fired.  And that would be unfortunate.

Me:  WAKE UP, NOW!

LJ:  Hi, hon!  What’s up?

Me:  David.  I have been trying to wake you up for awhile now.  Can you please get up?

LJ:  Sure.  Just a minute.

Me: NO!  NOW!

LJ:  Fine! 

I would like you to know, dear readers, that I, yes, I, Taylor Mal-i-blah-blah, successfully woke my husband up after 47 failed attempts and got him to focus enough to go potty first and set his alarm.

I did not, however, manage to get him to brush his teeth.

The next day when he came home from work, this conversation took place:

LJ:  Did you finish that movie last night?

Me:  Yes.

LJ:  Did it ever get any good?

Me:  No.

LJ:  Why didn’t you wake me up?

Me:  huh?

LJ:  You just left me upstairs!  Why didn’t you wake me up when you were going to bed?  What if I missed my alarm?

*sigh*

Aaaaaaannnnnddddd . . . I love him.

Attention all young girls who are envisioning getting married to their Prince Charmings:

This is reality.  You can dream up all the romantic scenarios you want, but in 10 years time you are just going to be prepping coffee while wearing one of your husband’s old, ratty t-shirts, begging for him to come to bed with you, all while fearing the raccoon/cricket/murderer outside the window of the house in the middle of nowhere that he forced you to move in to.

Consider yourselves warned.

*Random-Topic-Quick-Change!*

My girls decided to make up their own chore lists the other day, and I thought I would share them with you.

Here is Sweet Pea’s:

Allow me to interpret:

Get dressed

Make Bed

Make Breakfast

Get toothbrushes

Clean boys’ room

Clean living room

Make mom’s bed (holla!)

Do hair

Do Handsome Dude’s hair

Do Little Dude’s hair

Weather

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Here is Daisy Mae’s:

Again.  Allow me to interpret:

Take a shower

Get dressed

Get your towel

Clean room

Get boys’ clothes

Clean TV room

Clean the island

Do hair

All toothbrushes cleaned

All Done!

Get the mail

AND LOVE MOM!

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Apparently, my girls need reminders to love me.

Can we not agree they are most precious?

Happy Monday!

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